Protecting Your Princess Parts, Part 1: The Importance of Post-Coital Hygiene [Female Health Series]

Good Morning Friends,

I’ve been wanting to do this series about female health for a while. But I wanted to approach it from a more personal angle. In this 8 part series, I’d like to slow things down and discuss common issues that arise within female health. I want to put it all out there that us females go through a lot when it comes to issues “south of the border”. Our princess parts are like tiny eco-domes that can easily be thrown off by all sorts of external factors. So, in this series I’m going to discuss various issues and common problems that we face centering around vaginal health. It is my hope that you find these posts informational, humorous, enjoyable, and comforting. I want you to know that if you’re experiencing some of these symptoms that you’re not alone! We’ve all trekked this path before, and us women need to band together to help each other. Think of this series as a giant, female tribal council. That said, let’s dive into today’s topic! 🙂


I. If You’ve Got to Go… Go!: 

Alright, you’ve had a toe-curling orgasm and you’re thoroughly spent. You’re laying there blissfully happy and the last thing you want to do is get up to use the loo. However, you’ll often notice that the body signals the urge to pee shortly after orgasm. This is especially true post-intercourse. My first piece of advice is to never ignore your body’s signals. If you feel the urge to pee…. go to the bathroom! Never try to “hold it” because you can risk getting a U.T.I. or kidney infection. Your body knows when it needs to cleanse itself. Think of your urinary system like an involuntary robot that knows when it’s time to go to the car wash. Your body knows how and when to release microscopic toxins and waste through the process of going to the bathroom. Though your muscles long to lay sprawled out naked in bed, you should listen to your body’s signals and be mindful of your post-coital hygiene. Going to the bathroom after orgasm decreases the risk of bacteria remaining around the vagina, and in your body. So like Daniel Tiger says: if you have to go potty, stop! And go right away. Flush and wash and be on your way! ❤

II. Shower (Post-Sex) For More Than Smelling Good: 

Here’s a fun fact: Did you know that when you have unprotected sex with another partner, you’re exchanging bacteria? It’s true! Among the many things we “vet” our sexual partners for before consenting to sex, we often neglect to think about what their diet is. Your partner’s diet shapes the pH levels within their body and thus changes the nature of the bacteria in their body. If you’re having unprotected sex, my next piece of advice is to shower ASAP after post-coital snuggles. Sure, you don’t want to walk around smelling like sex to the world. (Or maybe you do! Hehe!). But, your princess parts need to be squeaky clean to keep them in tip-top shape. Now personally, I wash with this vegan, all natural soap that is available on Amazon, because I have very sensitive skin and I don’t like a bunch of chemicals on my body. But any soap will do the trick.

Make it a fun moment for you both. Take your aftercare into the shower, and love on each other as you soap up and rinse down. Not only will you be rinsing off the sweat and smell, but you will be restoring balance to your princess parts as well. 🙂

III. Hydrate in Aftercare: 

Here on my blog I talk a lot about aftercare. Why? Because it’s a critical step in every play session. I don’t care how kinky or vanilla you are. After you make love, swing from the ceiling, flog your sub until they come, or twist into pretzels and pound each other out…. provide aftercare! Commonly, we associate aftercare as the emotional reconnecting step to give the submissive time to re-center and focus after play. But, there is a physical component as well. Lotion and provide first aid to any areas of the body that came into impact play. Snuggle your partner close to provide emotional support and reassurance. But, please, never forget to always drink water during aftercare. Your body wants to rehydrate after cumming. Along with the cum-towel, lotion, ice packs, heating pad, or whatever other aftercare tools you incorporate… keep a large water bottle nearby. Give your partner a drink of water as you’re laying in the bed together. It feels deeply soothing to take a drink of ice cold water while your body is warm and sweaty. Then, you can slip off to the bathroom together to use the loo and shower. By drinking water post-sex, you’re cleansing your system and re-hydrating at the same time. It’s a win-win!

IV. When in Doubt, Do a “Lovies Routine”: 

The last point I’d like to mention is sometimes we all feel lazy post-sex. It’s normal. It’s natural. Maybe it’s late at night and you’re just too exhausted to stumble off to the shower. If you don’t make it to the shower, my advice to you is to keep a small crate with items for a “lovie routine” nearby the side of the bed. In the South, we affectionately call this a “ho bath”. Essentially, it’s keeping the following products on hand to freshen up if you don’t shower:

  • Diaper wipes
  • Baby powder
  • Baby lotion
  • Deodorant
  • Facial wipes
  • Breath mints

In any relationship (but especially in a Cg/l or DD/lg relationship), it can be rewarding to provide loving aftercare/hygiene to your partner post-coital. Think of it this way: Your adult little is all nestled up in bed happily spent from a delicious sex session. They are covered in juices from the both of you and are about to pass out. Deep down, you know as the dominant that their princess parts need a wipe down to ensure that they don’t develop an infection. So you grab your crate, spread their legs, and provide loving aftercare. You gently clean the sensitive folds of their princess parts with a diaper wipe. You powder their thighs and bum to make them feel and smell fresh. You rub a bit of lotion on their knees, elbows, and hands to keep their skin hydrated and soft. You give a quick swipe of deodorant to their underarms to keep them feeling fresh throughout the night, and finally take a facial wipe to clean away any oil (or “other juices”) from their adorable face. It takes only a couple of minutes to do, but by doing so not only are you providing aftercare for your submissive, you’re protecting their physical health as well.

Alright my friends, that’s it from me for this post. I hope you all enjoyed it. If you did, hit that like button and let me know! Smash that follow button if you’re new around here, and I will see you back here for the next topic!

Much love,

~Kitten/Punkin xx

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